Census director message to '600,000 new colleagues'... many of whom are about to appear in the April and May job reports...

Isn't it awesome that the government hired 600,000 people to provide absolutely zero goods or services to the market? They just handed them money, and then sent them out amongst us to harass and threaten us. And then *poof!*, positive employment numbers. Pretty soon you'll be living in the People's Republic of the United States, where you either work for the State or you starve. Read it here.