Saturday, January 9, 2010

Your LOL for the day: Global warming causing deep freeze

You knew this was coming. This is why they abandoned the term "global warming". Well, sorta. They want you to know the Earth is still warming, and it's warmer than it's ever been. Ever. Except when it's FRIKKIN freezing, like it is now, all across the northern Hemisphere and even the southern, where it's summer. Then it's climate change. The Earth warms as the sun rises in the morning, and cools after sunset. That's climate change. It gets cold in the winter and hot in the summer. That's climate change. The polar bears are thriving, and the ice caps are expanding. Panic! Hold your breath, kill the farting cows and look out for polar bears being dropped from airplanes.

Notice their graphic shows India under an "unusually warm" pocket of air. Kind of interesting being that people are dying there from the cold. But're not supposed to know that. If Ron Burgundy says it, it's the truth!