Intoxicated congressman assaults student, is not arrested

Who are you, mundane? Why aren't you on your knees? Avert your eyes, and do not speak unless spoken to.

Of course, he's not arrested for what is clearly an assault, despite what State organs like Washington Post have to say (it was just a "hug" in response to ambush journalism). You be the judge. Instead of being arrested, the Congressman simply issues an apology.